Penwasser Place: Now THAT'S a Fire!

Just as I started to ask if it was too late to get a hotel room in Maine, a blood-curdling screech rang from our upstairs bathroom. The garden hose hanging uselessly in his hands, Mr. Spinelli caught his breath. .... Let's return once more to my childhood....ah, those halcyon days before disco was King and Elton John was Queen.... T... Modern Medicine. I realize that age is a relative thing. But, since I'm the oldest of all my relatives (the ones still alive, that is), . ...