Afghanistan, US Elections, Farmville and Charlie Sheen – it never ...

... Lebron James' much anticipated debut for Miami results in defeat against the Celtics â€" who celebrate by then losing to the Cavaliers; Charlie Sheen is found drunk and naked in a trashed hotel room after an evening out with a porn ... France raises retirement pension age to 62, cue civil unrest and strikes by the working population who realise that they will have to wait 2 extra years before they can sit down with a nice glass of wine and do nothing in the afternoon. ...