Bill's Blog: Spoonerisms

Apparently the UK's Criminal Justice Act makes it an offence for anyone under the age of 16 to be sold knives, blades, razors, axes, or any sharp item, which could cause injury. OK, I agree with the thinking, ... A few streets away he located a small hotel where his only dilemma was whether to book one room with two beds, two rooms, or best of all one room with a double bed. Having booked the latter he retraced his steps to the café. But couldn't remember where it was! ...